“There must be something wondrous hidden deep beneath the surface. Whether it’s oil, bones, treasure, or dark magic, we must go deeper with our little machines to find it! Despite your most concerted efforts, you very likely won’t reach this fictional bounty presumably located within the darkest layers of the earth’s crust, but that doesn’t mean you won’t have a hell of a good time trying. It’s time to fire up your drill bits.”

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