“When love is in the air, a little smoochy-smoochy is often not far behind. Adding a few rounds of intoxicating beverages into the mixture can sometimes turn a little kissing into a whole lot of kissing. But when amore starts flowing a little too freely — to the point where your lips seemingly form their own agenda and get the lock on every target venturing within a 20 foot radius — things can get more than a bit weird. Normally, this might be a good sign it’s time to pull the plug on the evening. That’s not the case in Kissma, where every single kiss counts.”
“Any RPG fan will tell you it can take between from 30 to 60 hours of hardcore level-grinding, adventuring, and monster battling to beat an average game. If that seems way too long, you’ll greatly appreciate Half-Minute Hero’s warp-speed take on the classic RPG. It boils down the typical trappings of the genre into their primordial elements and douses the whole thing with rocket fuel. You’ve got 30 seconds to save the world – try not to freak out.”
Get ready for the upcoming debut of my new exclusive column: Quote Punch! As a journalist and a gamer, I often stumble upon amazingly bizarre, funny, or just plain awesome quotes. Quote Punch is repository for sharing some of the best gaming-related quotes I’ve culled from interviews, conversations, and playing games — and the story behind them. New installments will be posted here exclusively as often as I come across them. Enjoy!