“It’s creepy enough that the entire adult population in town is employed at a single, massive teddy bear factory in this week’s free game. But when an undead army of those adorable plushy pals rises up and develops a taste for human stuffing, the real horrific part is the only person properly equipped to save the day is a runty, snot-nosed kid sporting both a mullet and a rat tail.”

Check out the full column here at IGN.