“Penguins can’t fly, but don’t try telling that to this particular little guy. Equipped with a serious case of denial and a toolbox full of helpful mechanical goodies, this black and white arctic bird sets out to prove to the world he’s got what it takes to reach the sky. Come hell or high water, this persistent penguin is not going to give up without a fight. Through repetition, smart use of technological resources, and a little gumption, you can help the poor fellow eventually attain his lofty goal.”

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