“You might recall the action-packed, explosive-heavy exploits of the hyper-masculine, videogame action hero Matt Hazard. No? He’s the franchise mega star of classic games of the 80s and 90s, like The Adventures of Matt in Hazard Land, A Fistful of Hazard, Conflict of the Deities (Featuring Matt Hazard), You Only Live 1,317 Times and Matt and Dexter. How about his atrocious spinoffs like Haz-Matt Carts and Choking Hazard: Candy Gram? If you’ve never heard of them, it’s because they don’t really exist. But playing Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard – an actual videogame cleverly developed by Vicious Cycle – makes me wish they did.”

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